In slow motion: Sandra Lee drinking a mix of lemonade, heavy cream and vodka. What's that, you say? That doesn't sound appetizing at all? Clearly you haven't come across her Kwanzaa cake.

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Once again, via blackfolk. I'm not so much appalled that the manager felt this way--because people say and feel horrible things in private. But the fact that he was dumb enough to say it in an official statement? Yeah. That appalls me. Not to mention the fact that he's this stupid and probably makes way more than I do. XD

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Okay--reports for the high temp today are ranging from 91 to 101. *sobs*

Clearly, there will be no use of the stove in the scathachdhu household today. This will be a George Foreman grill/rice cooker/microwave kinda day.

Scrubbing your bathroom floor with acetone is a good way to kill your appetite.

Bacon salt. Fine.

Baconnaise. ...okay.

Bacon...lube. ...*cries*

In other, less trauma-inducing news, I apparently passed my health and safety inspection today. Yay.

I know this. I've seen the way hip-hop/urban references make their way into mainstream vernacular. I mean, when design shows on HGTV are talking about adding 'bling' to a room, you know the word's jumped the shark.

But this is just...I have no words.

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You know, walking around the house with a wet chamomile teabag stuck to my eye is not how I'd planned to spend my Saturday.

I just hope it works, or I'm gonna feel stupider than I already do.

Another Friday the 13th movie?

Whyyyyyyyyyy?

What the hell possessed me to go get a snack while watching one of the Hellsing OVAs? Yiiiiick.

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